Geraldine

Friends, after a wild weekend (where an NYT reviewer criticized my book because she said my reasons for not having children weren't good enough), my book is finally out into the world. I'm so excited to share it. <3 <3

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/720922/if-you-cant-take-the-heat-by-geraldine-deruiter/

This is straight up bonkers, because I've been heads-down working on it for the last TWO YEARS but my new book - about food, feminism, and my love of Red Lobster cheesy biscuits is out in less than a week. (AUGGGHHHH).

Want to pre-order a signed copy? I got you:

https://booklarder.com/products/if-you-cant-take-the-heat-tales-of-food-feminism-and-fury

Mouth: *says something stupid*

Me: Oh god.

Brain: I have a solution.

Me: Yeah?

Brain: We're going to say more things.

Me: Smarter things?

Brain: No. Just more of the same.

Mouth: Sounds good.

Me: wait what

Mouth: *SAYS MORE STUPID THINGS VERY QUICKLY*

Today is the LAST DAY that you can enter to win a free copy of my book via Goodreads!!! It's so easy you just click an imaginary Internet button.

If you like feminism and food and terrible jokes but insightful writing, this book is for you.

https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/show/375590-if-you-can-t-take-the-heat-tales-of-food-feminism-and-fury?fbclid=PAAaYlco3o9pOiRRhkj8DdJy8B_jV4zETnZowctsPZy4SiRMtar6BxMGAA3U8

@ConstanzeScheib@literatur.social GONNA EAT A WHOLE CAKE

HELLO, DO YOU LIKE BOOKS?
DO YOU LIKE FEMINISM?
DO YOU LIKE FREE THINGS?

Well, today is your lucky day! Goodreads is giving away 25 advance copies of my new book! Enter to win - hurry, the contest ends this week!

https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/show/375590-if-you-can-t-take-the-heat-tales-of-food-feminism-and-fury

IT IS MY MASTODONAVERSARY!!!! I've been on this platform for a whole year!